You think ol' Granny's all washed up?
Well, here's a lesson to ya,
Granny's got a whole new bag,
and it's called a computer!

Oh, you thought I'd just sit back,
in my ol' rocking chair?
Well, I've got things to do-
and they aren't happening there!

Yes, I remember the time
when you wore a 'Net' in you hair-
when a dot didn't precede 'com'
but, times are changing, oh my dear!

You thought I wouldn't catch on-
just planting flowers in the yard!
Well, here's some news for you-
how'd ya think ya got this card?

© Ellen M. DuBois

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